Tsunami of stupid

Chatting with the checker at the grocery store the other day, and she told me about an earthquake off the coast of North Carolina that could cause a tsunami here. She seemed earnest, but relatively non-plussed about it, saying, “The weather has been just crazy, but you know what that means?” “Global warming?” I guessed. “The LORD IS COMING!” she nearly shouted, her entire body swelling with the thrill of the thought.

So is this why it’s so hard to get some people on the environmental bandwagon? Is it because they think the big reset button in the sky is gonna save them?

Oh, the humanity.